Austin · American
Healthy options at Dirty Martin's Place
What to order at Dirty Martin's Place in Austin: 26 dishes from its menu, ranked by protein and calories.
2808 Guadalupe St, Austin · Menu read September 26, 2026 · Restaurant’s website
Best pick
Small Chili Cheeseburger
Burgers · from the menu description.
Estimated This range is an estimate, not verified restaurant nutrition.
Best pick under every calorie limit
The most protein under each limit, counting the top of the range.
Most protein at Dirty Martin's Place
| # | Dish | Calories | Protein | Carbs | Fat | Protein / 100 cal | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Large Chili CheeseburgerBurgers | 713–1,188 | 38–63 g | ~55 g | ~55 g | 5.3 g | Estimated |
| 2 | Val's Chicken SandwichSandwiches | 638–1,063 | 34–56 g | ~50 g | ~50 g | 5.3 g | Estimated |
| 3 | O.T. SpecialBurgers | 675–1,125 | 34–56 g | ~48 g | ~60 g | 5.0 g | Estimated |
| 4 | Large Habanero BurgerMenu | 713–1,188 | 34–56 g | ~55 g | ~60 g | 4.7 g | Estimated |
| 5 | Large Kumback CheeseburgerFeatured Items | 638–1,063 | 32–53 g | ~48 g | ~52 g | 4.9 g | Estimated |
Vegetarian picks
| # | Dish | Calories | Protein | Carbs | Fat | Protein / 100 cal | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Large D.H. SpecialBurgers | 525–875 | 19–31 g | ~55 g | ~45 g | 3.6 g | Estimated |
| 2 | Small D.H. SpecialBurgers | 375–625 | 14–23 g | ~40 g | ~30 g | 3.6 g | Estimated |
| 3 | Kathryn's Black BeanMenu | 600–1,000 | 19–31 g | ~60 g | ~50 g | 3.1 g | Estimated |
Every dish, best first
Mains, salads, sandwiches and breakfasts from the menu, best first. Dishes the menu only names come after the ones it describes, since their estimates are rougher. Starters, sides, desserts, drinks and plates for sharing aren’t ranked.
| # | Dish | Calories | Protein | Carbs | Fat | Protein / 100 cal | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Small Chili CheeseburgerBurgers | 525–875 | 26–44 g | ~45 g | ~40 g | 5.0 g | Estimated |
| 2 | Small O.T. SpecialBurgers | 488–813 | 23–38 g | ~38 g | ~40 g | 4.6 g | Estimated |
| 3 | Small Kumback CheeseburgerFeatured Items | 435–725 | 21–35 g | ~38 g | ~34 g | 4.8 g | Estimated |
| 4 | Small Habanero BurgerBurgers | 450–750 | 21–35 g | ~40 g | ~35 g | 4.7 g | Estimated |
| 5 | Large Kumback BurgerBurgers | 563–938 | 29–48 g | ~48 g | ~45 g | 5.1 g | Estimated |
| 6 | Small Kumbak BurgerBurgers | 375–625 | 19–31 g | ~38 g | ~28 g | 5.0 g | Estimated |
| 7 | Val's Chicken SandwichSandwiches | 638–1,063 | 34–56 g | ~50 g | ~50 g | 5.3 g | Estimated |
| 8 | Red HotSandwiches | 375–625 | 15–25 g | ~40 g | ~30 g | 4.0 g | Estimated |
| 9 | Large Kumback CheeseburgerFeatured Items | 638–1,063 | 32–53 g | ~48 g | ~52 g | 4.9 g | Estimated |
| 10 | Dirty's Chicken SandwichSandwiches | 600–1,000 | 26–44 g | ~50 g | ~45 g | 4.4 g | Estimated |
| 11 | Classic BLTSandwiches | 450–750 | 15–25 g | ~45 g | ~35 g | 3.3 g | Estimated |
| 12 | Large D.H. SpecialBurgers | 525–875 | 19–31 g | ~55 g | ~45 g | 3.6 g | Estimated |
| 13 | Small D.H. SpecialBurgers | 375–625 | 14–23 g | ~40 g | ~30 g | 3.6 g | Estimated |
| 14 | O.T. SpecialBurgers | 675–1,125 | 34–56 g | ~48 g | ~60 g | 5.0 g | Estimated |
| 15 | The Fried EggSandwiches | 338–563 | 11–19 g | ~40 g | ~25 g | 3.3 g | Estimated |
| 16 | Large Chili CheeseburgerBurgers | 713–1,188 | 38–63 g | ~55 g | ~55 g | 5.3 g | Estimated |
| 17 | Large Habanero BurgerMenu | 713–1,188 | 34–56 g | ~55 g | ~60 g | 4.7 g | Estimated |
| 18 | Kathryn's Black BeanMenu | 600–1,000 | 19–31 g | ~60 g | ~50 g | 3.1 g | Estimated |
| 19 | Grilled Chicken SaladSalads and More | 325–675 | 26–54 g | ~15 g | ~30 g | 8.0 g | Estimated |
| 20 | Chicken TendersPlatters | 455–945 | 26–54 g | ~40 g | ~40 g | 5.7 g | Estimated |
| 21 | Cheeseburger SaladSalads and More | 455–945 | 23–47 g | ~20 g | ~55 g | 5.0 g | Estimated |
| 22 | Buttered Grilled CheeseSandwiches | 325–675 | 10–20 g | ~40 g | ~30 g | 3.0 g | Estimated |
| 23 | QuesadillasPlatters | 520–1,080 | 20–41 g | ~60 g | ~50 g | 3.8 g | Estimated |
| 24 | Z's Frito PieSalads and More | 520–1,080 | 20–41 g | ~70 g | ~45 g | 3.8 g | Estimated |
| 25 | Corn DogSalads and More | 260–540 | 8–16 g | ~40 g | ~22 g | 3.0 g | Estimated |
| 26 | Side SaladSalads and More | 98–203 | 1–3 g | ~10 g | ~12 g | 1.3 g | Estimated |
Where these numbers come from
Nutrition values here are Estimated, not verified restaurant nutrition. They are based on menu descriptions or dish names and assumed ingredients and portions. The displayed ranges use a fixed margin of ±25% for a described dish and ±35% when only its name is available; they are not measured confidence intervals, and actual values may fall outside them. A source label links to the menu used when available, which may not provide nutrition information.
“Best” means the most protein inside a moderate calorie range: 400–650 calories and a 40 g protein target, the same formula as the app’s Fat-loss goal. Portions vary and menus change, so confirm with the restaurant, and never rely on these for allergies.
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