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Healthy options at Dirty Martin's Place

What to order at Dirty Martin's Place in Austin: 26 dishes from its menu, ranked by protein and calories.

2808 Guadalupe St, Austin · Menu read September 26, 2026 · Restaurant’s website

Best pick

Small Chili Cheeseburger

Burgers · from the menu description.

Estimated Dirty Martin's Place hasn’t published nutrition, so this is a range.

525–875calories (estimated range) · 5.0 g protein per 100 cal
26–44 gProtein
~45 gCarbs
~40 gFat

Best pick under every calorie limit

The most protein under each limit, counting the top of the range.

UNDER 600 CALThe Fried Egg338–563 cal · 11–19 g protein
UNDER 700 CALSmall Kumbak Burger375–625 cal · 19–31 g protein
UNDER 800 CALSmall Kumback Cheeseburger435–725 cal · 21–35 g protein

Most protein at Dirty Martin's Place

#DishCaloriesProteinCarbsFatProtein / 100 calSource
1Large Chili CheeseburgerBurgers713–1,18838–63 g~55 g~55 g5.3 gEstimated
2Val's Chicken SandwichSandwiches638–1,06334–56 g~50 g~50 g5.3 gEstimated
3O.T. SpecialBurgers675–1,12534–56 g~48 g~60 g5.0 gEstimated
4Large Habanero BurgerMenu713–1,18834–56 g~55 g~60 g4.7 gEstimated
5Large Kumback CheeseburgerFeatured Items638–1,06332–53 g~48 g~52 g4.9 gEstimated

Vegetarian picks

#DishCaloriesProteinCarbsFatProtein / 100 calSource
1Large D.H. SpecialBurgers525–87519–31 g~55 g~45 g3.6 gEstimated
2Small D.H. SpecialBurgers375–62514–23 g~40 g~30 g3.6 gEstimated
3Kathryn's Black BeanMenu600–1,00019–31 g~60 g~50 g3.1 gEstimated

Every dish, best first

Mains, salads, sandwiches and breakfasts from the menu, best first. Dishes the menu only names come after the ones it describes, since their estimates are rougher. Starters, sides, desserts, drinks and plates for sharing aren’t ranked.

#DishCaloriesProteinCarbsFatProtein / 100 calSource
1Small Chili CheeseburgerBurgers525–87526–44 g~45 g~40 g5.0 gEstimated
2Small O.T. SpecialBurgers488–81323–38 g~38 g~40 g4.6 gEstimated
3Small Kumback CheeseburgerFeatured Items435–72521–35 g~38 g~34 g4.8 gEstimated
4Small Habanero BurgerBurgers450–75021–35 g~40 g~35 g4.7 gEstimated
5Large Kumback BurgerBurgers563–93829–48 g~48 g~45 g5.1 gEstimated
6Small Kumbak BurgerBurgers375–62519–31 g~38 g~28 g5.0 gEstimated
7Val's Chicken SandwichSandwiches638–1,06334–56 g~50 g~50 g5.3 gEstimated
8Red HotSandwiches375–62515–25 g~40 g~30 g4.0 gEstimated
9Large Kumback CheeseburgerFeatured Items638–1,06332–53 g~48 g~52 g4.9 gEstimated
10Dirty's Chicken SandwichSandwiches600–1,00026–44 g~50 g~45 g4.4 gEstimated
11Classic BLTSandwiches450–75015–25 g~45 g~35 g3.3 gEstimated
12Large D.H. SpecialBurgers525–87519–31 g~55 g~45 g3.6 gEstimated
13Small D.H. SpecialBurgers375–62514–23 g~40 g~30 g3.6 gEstimated
14O.T. SpecialBurgers675–1,12534–56 g~48 g~60 g5.0 gEstimated
15The Fried EggSandwiches338–56311–19 g~40 g~25 g3.3 gEstimated
16Large Chili CheeseburgerBurgers713–1,18838–63 g~55 g~55 g5.3 gEstimated
17Large Habanero BurgerMenu713–1,18834–56 g~55 g~60 g4.7 gEstimated
18Kathryn's Black BeanMenu600–1,00019–31 g~60 g~50 g3.1 gEstimated
19Grilled Chicken SaladSalads and More325–67526–54 g~15 g~30 g8.0 gEstimated
20Chicken TendersPlatters455–94526–54 g~40 g~40 g5.7 gEstimated
21Cheeseburger SaladSalads and More455–94523–47 g~20 g~55 g5.0 gEstimated
22Buttered Grilled CheeseSandwiches325–67510–20 g~40 g~30 g3.0 gEstimated
23QuesadillasPlatters520–1,08020–41 g~60 g~50 g3.8 gEstimated
24Z's Frito PieSalads and More520–1,08020–41 g~70 g~45 g3.8 gEstimated
25Corn DogSalads and More260–5408–16 g~40 g~22 g3.0 gEstimated
26Side SaladSalads and More98–2031–3 g~10 g~12 g1.3 gEstimated

Where these numbers come from

These restaurants don’t publish nutrition, so every number here is Estimated. My Fit Menu reads each restaurant’s own online menu and adds up typical restaurant portions of each dish’s ingredients. Estimates are always ranges: ±25% when the menu describes the dish, ±35% when it only names it. Tap a label to see the menu it came from.

“Best” means the most protein inside a moderate calorie range: 400–650 calories and a 40 g protein target, the same formula as the app’s Fat-loss goal. Portions vary and menus change, so confirm with the restaurant, and never rely on these for allergies.

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