New York City · American

Healthy options at Tipsy Parson

What to order at Tipsy Parson in New York City: 31 dishes from its menu, ranked by protein and calories.

· Menu read September 29, 2026 · Restaurant’s website

Best pick

Pennsylvania Amish Chicken

Mains · from the menu description.

Estimated Tipsy Parson hasn’t published nutrition, so this is a range.

420–700calories (estimated range) · 8.6 g protein per 100 cal
36–60 gProtein
~32 gCarbs
~22 gFat

Best pick under every calorie limit

The most protein under each limit, counting the top of the range.

UNDER 600 CALSmoked Salmon Toast360–600 cal · 21–35 g protein
UNDER 700 CALPennsylvania Amish Chicken420–700 cal · 36–60 g protein

Most protein at Tipsy Parson

#DishCaloriesProteinCarbsFatProtein / 100 calSource
1House-Aged 12oz. Strip SteakMains675–1,12547–78 g~24 g~60 g6.9 gEstimated
2Duroc Pork ChopMains570–95039–65 g~36 g~42 g6.8 gEstimated
3Pennsylvania Amish ChickenMains420–70036–60 g~32 g~22 g8.6 gEstimated
4St. Louis Pork RibsMains585–97536–60 g~20 g~54 g6.2 gEstimated
521-Day Dry Aged 72-Hour Short RibMains675–1,12535–58 g~40 g~60 g5.1 gEstimated

Vegetarian picks

#DishCaloriesProteinCarbsFatProtein / 100 calSource
1Granola with Nonfat Greek YogurtBrunch315–52517–28 g~68 g~8 g5.2 gEstimated
2The FarmstandBrunch315–52515–25 g~24 g~26 g4.8 gEstimated
3Mushroom ToastBrunch360–60014–23 g~38 g~26 g3.8 gEstimated
4Mushroom SpoonbreadMains420–70012–20 g~48 g~32 g2.9 gEstimated
5Buttermilk PancakesBrunch465–7759–15 g~92 g~22 g1.9 gEstimated

Every dish, best first

Mains, salads, sandwiches and breakfasts from the menu, best first. Dishes the menu only names come after the ones it describes, since their estimates are rougher. Starters, sides, desserts, drinks and plates for sharing aren’t ranked.

#DishCaloriesProteinCarbsFatProtein / 100 calSource
1Pennsylvania Amish ChickenMains420–70036–60 g~32 g~22 g8.6 gEstimated
2Long Island Striped BassMains390–65030–50 g~26 g~26 g7.7 gEstimated
3Scottish Ocean TroutMains420–70032–53 g~34 g~26 g7.5 gEstimated
4Red-Eye Hudson Valley Duck BreastMains465–77529–48 g~36 g~34 g6.1 gEstimated
5Shrimp & GritsBrunch420–70026–43 g~46 g~24 g6.1 gEstimated
6Cornmeal-Crusted CatfishMains510–85029–48 g~40 g~40 g5.6 gEstimated
7BBQ PorkSandwiches465–77526–43 g~48 g~30 g5.5 gEstimated
8Duroc Pork ChopMains570–95039–65 g~36 g~42 g6.8 gEstimated
9Smoked Salmon ToastBrunch360–60021–35 g~32 g~24 g5.8 gEstimated
10BBQ Pulled Pork SpoonbreadBrunch540–90029–48 g~54 g~38 g5.3 gEstimated
11MigasBrunch510–85026–43 g~40 g~42 g5.0 gEstimated
12Pig in a PokeBrunch480–80023–38 g~46 g~36 g4.7 gEstimated
13St. Louis Pork RibsMains585–97536–60 g~20 g~54 g6.2 gEstimated
14SteakburgerSandwiches585–97530–50 g~42 g~48 g5.1 gEstimated
15Granola with Nonfat Greek YogurtBrunch315–52517–28 g~68 g~8 g5.2 gEstimated
16The FarmstandBrunch315–52515–25 g~24 g~26 g4.8 gEstimated
17House-Aged 12oz. Strip SteakMains675–1,12547–78 g~24 g~60 g6.9 gEstimated
18B.L.T.Sandwiches465–77515–25 g~46 g~40 g3.2 gEstimated
19Biscuit BombBrunch360–60014–23 g~34 g~30 g3.8 gEstimated
20Mushroom ToastBrunch360–60014–23 g~38 g~26 g3.8 gEstimated
2121-Day Dry Aged 72-Hour Short RibMains675–1,12535–58 g~40 g~60 g5.1 gEstimated
22Mushroom SpoonbreadMains420–70012–20 g~48 g~32 g2.9 gEstimated
23Buttermilk PancakesBrunch465–7759–15 g~92 g~22 g1.9 gEstimated
24Hot Fried Chicken & WafflesBrunch720–1,20032–53 g~78 g~54 g4.4 gEstimated
25Crispy WafflesBrunch510–85011–18 g~88 g~30 g2.1 gEstimated
26Avocado ToastBrunch315–5256–10 g~40 g~26 g1.9 gEstimated
27Tuscan Kale SaladSalads240–4008–13 g~18 g~24 g3.1 gEstimated
28Beet SaladSalads210–3506–10 g~32 g~12 g2.9 gEstimated
29Summer Melon & Tomato SaladSalads195–3255–9 g~24 g~16 g2.7 gEstimated
30Fall SaladSalads195–3254–6 g~32 g~12 g1.9 gEstimated
31Brooklyn Grange Simple SaladSalads135–2252–4 g~16 g~12 g1.7 gEstimated

Where these numbers come from

These restaurants don’t publish nutrition, so every number here is Estimated. My Fit Menu reads each restaurant’s own online menu and adds up typical restaurant portions of each dish’s ingredients. Estimates are always ranges: ±25% when the menu describes the dish, ±35% when it only names it. Tap a label to see the menu it came from.

“Best” means the most protein inside a moderate calorie range: 400–650 calories and a 40 g protein target, the same formula as the app’s Fat-loss goal. Portions vary and menus change, so confirm with the restaurant, and never rely on these for allergies.

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